DEAR BAGER LETER
3/12/15 06:09 pmOMG HI DEAR BAGER! THX FOR WRITNG ND ARTING FOR ME!!!! IDK WHO U ARE BUT U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so like my anme is hazuki_15 (as u cld prob tell alredy LOL) and I LIKE SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS TEH ONLEY THING I WANT 4 THIS XCHANG AND IF U DNT WWIRT ME THAT IM GOINGT O B SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD AT U OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO DNT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyway sso ehre r my NOMS ND WHT I WANT U 2 WRIT EFOR ME!
Ass clss (GEDDIT nudghe nudge wink wink)
Ok so my noms r eductio ch128 itonas tentcles kayanos tentcls korosensis tntacls (UGH HO WDO U SPEL TOHS OCTO ARM THINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UGHHHHHHHH) itona kayno korosensi
OK NOW U HAV TO READ TIS PAR RLLY CARUGULLY OK
So what i wnt is for koosensi to b lik "i wish eductio wuz a rl perso nso i cn maek SWEET SWEET LURV TO HIM/HER/WHATEVS (EDUCTIO ISNT LIEK TID DOW NTO A GENDR OK!!!!!!!!!!!)" nd koos tendacls r liek HELL YA X2 but thn kyano shows up!!!! she geots rid of teh STOOPID hairstil nd gos SURPRIZ BETCH ITS CH128 TIEM nd shwos korosens i her SUPR PREYT TENTCLZ!!!!!!!!!!! And kroos lik omgomg OMG and sos his tentcls nd their abut to maek SWEET SWEET LUVR when gess what??????????? itonas howz up n he still has teh tntcls (bcuz STUF CNANON) nd hes liek HOLD UR HROSEZ I WNT TO JION nd koro n kaynos lik HELL YA X2 nd thyr tentcles lik HELL YAX16
AND THEY MAKE SWEET SWEET LVUR TEH END
Narute
Ok so my noms r naruto (DUH) th hokag mt rushmore teh hokaeg hat 12345678tailz ND TEH KYUBI OBVS
K NO W UI HAEV TO READ THI PART RLYRLY CAREGEULY
So waht i wnt is for naruto to b liek "im sad i dnt believ it nymor :(" nd teh kyubis lik yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????? An dnarutos lik evry1 dnt lik me c uz of ukno wat :(" AN KYUBIS LIK NO WAY HOSE MAN IMMA SHO U HOW MUCH I LUV U AND OMG THEY DO TEH SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT LATR TEH 12345678BIS SHOW UP ND THEIR LIK HEY WE WNT TO JOIN OK???? So naurto n kyus lik k sur lrv maeks teh wrld go rondu rite LOL. so 12345678 r lik EHLL YA X8 nd tehy DO TEH SMEX AGN!!!!!!!!!! Nd whn tehy r done teh hokag hat nd knooha mt rshmor show up nd sez "i wnt u to waer me ur teh olny 1 for me" n "i wnt u to crv ur faec on me" n evryoens liek HEL LYA X1000000000 (xcept teh meanis who dnt lik naruto DUH XPECAILLY TTHE TEME WHO CNA GO STFU)
teh nd
Harrypotter
Ok so my noms r evry1 (XCEPT AGAORG EW) nd i wnrt evry1 to sho wharryppotter how much tehy LURV HIM like naruto (evry humna chara xcetp harry cn go STFU (ok not ronhrmoni but y wld tehy wnt to wach?????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!)
Romeo+juliet
Ok so my noms r evry1 lik harrypotter nd u kno teh dril l. IMAEN WHO WNTS BETCHEZ LIEKBRITTANY JUDLGET N ROSWAHTEVRS WHN TEH SMEXEH MAN MANS CN SHO ROMEO WAHT HE RRRRRLLLLYYYYYYYY WANT AMIRITE?????
Sherlok
Ok so my noms r tom n sherlok nd i wnt tehm to smex. Evry1 els cn go stfu XPEXILLY JOHN!!!!!!!! I MANE WHO IS TAHT GY NYWAY LOLOLO XD
Room Intritrs
Ok so my noms r evry1 nd i wahnt tto kno wat teh monstar undr teh bed gets to c whn teh ownrs in teh clsoet (nudgenudgewinkwink) if u r congeusd taht mens I WNT SMEX OK!!!! LOTSNLOTS OF SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR LIEF RPF
TEH BEST FOR LAST AMIRITE?????!!!!!!
Ok ok ok so liek i wnt for thi sissunshine daisies, butter mellow, turn thi
UGH CAYTLYN WAHT R U DOIN!!!!!!!!!!! WRTEI UR OWN LETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so plz ignoer taht
OK NOW U HAV TO READ TIS PAR RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY CARUGULLY OK
So tihs is teh fnadom i RLY WTNA U TO RWIT OK (u cna igneor veevyrtg els LOL) nd waht i wnat is for u to rwiet TEH STROEY OF MI LIEF.
U got taht?
Ok. So i nomd teh naratro (u LOL) u (ME!!!!0) my ablilit to cna my agnts my feels my flolwrs my husbando (WOH IS NOT ADRIAN OK DNT MAEK TAHT HIS NAEM) my raedrs (LOL) my rivalle (BRITAINY TAHT BETCH). waht i wnat is for u t€€o wreit abt how i hav 100000000000000000000000000 flolwrs on fb twitr tmblr EVRYTGH OK, nd im marreid to my husbando TOM HIDLLES (NOT TEH TOM WHO SMEXSS SHERLOK OK), an d i maed taht betch britany nd adrian GO STFU TO HELL X999 (geddit LOL) nd veveyrtgh is PURRFECTO. Plz wirt taht i hav lall teh laetst brands nd my hare is PURFECT ND SOS MY EVRERYTH OK.
OK THX!!!!!!!!!
vetos: non-con, dub-con, spiders (sorry aragog), vore, watersports
PS: feel free to interpret this letter however you wish! If you want to write something other than TEH STROEY OF MY LIEF, that's fine.
Ok so like my anme is hazuki_15 (as u cld prob tell alredy LOL) and I LIKE SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS TEH ONLEY THING I WANT 4 THIS XCHANG AND IF U DNT WWIRT ME THAT IM GOINGT O B SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD AT U OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO DNT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nyway sso ehre r my NOMS ND WHT I WANT U 2 WRIT EFOR ME!
Ass clss (GEDDIT nudghe nudge wink wink)
Ok so my noms r eductio ch128 itonas tentcles kayanos tentcls korosensis tntacls (UGH HO WDO U SPEL TOHS OCTO ARM THINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ UGHHHHHHHH) itona kayno korosensi
OK NOW U HAV TO READ TIS PAR RLLY CARUGULLY OK
So what i wnt is for koosensi to b lik "i wish eductio wuz a rl perso nso i cn maek SWEET SWEET LURV TO HIM/HER/WHATEVS (EDUCTIO ISNT LIEK TID DOW NTO A GENDR OK!!!!!!!!!!!)" nd koos tendacls r liek HELL YA X2 but thn kyano shows up!!!! she geots rid of teh STOOPID hairstil nd gos SURPRIZ BETCH ITS CH128 TIEM nd shwos korosens i her SUPR PREYT TENTCLZ!!!!!!!!!!! And kroos lik omgomg OMG and sos his tentcls nd their abut to maek SWEET SWEET LUVR when gess what??????????? itonas howz up n he still has teh tntcls (bcuz STUF CNANON) nd hes liek HOLD UR HROSEZ I WNT TO JION nd koro n kaynos lik HELL YA X2 nd thyr tentcles lik HELL YAX16
AND THEY MAKE SWEET SWEET LVUR TEH END
Narute
Ok so my noms r naruto (DUH) th hokag mt rushmore teh hokaeg hat 12345678tailz ND TEH KYUBI OBVS
K NO W UI HAEV TO READ THI PART RLYRLY CAREGEULY
So waht i wnt is for naruto to b liek "im sad i dnt believ it nymor :(" nd teh kyubis lik yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??????? An dnarutos lik evry1 dnt lik me c uz of ukno wat :(" AN KYUBIS LIK NO WAY HOSE MAN IMMA SHO U HOW MUCH I LUV U AND OMG THEY DO TEH SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT LATR TEH 12345678BIS SHOW UP ND THEIR LIK HEY WE WNT TO JOIN OK???? So naurto n kyus lik k sur lrv maeks teh wrld go rondu rite LOL. so 12345678 r lik EHLL YA X8 nd tehy DO TEH SMEX AGN!!!!!!!!!! Nd whn tehy r done teh hokag hat nd knooha mt rshmor show up nd sez "i wnt u to waer me ur teh olny 1 for me" n "i wnt u to crv ur faec on me" n evryoens liek HEL LYA X1000000000 (xcept teh meanis who dnt lik naruto DUH XPECAILLY TTHE TEME WHO CNA GO STFU)
teh nd
Harrypotter
Ok so my noms r evry1 (XCEPT AGAORG EW) nd i wnrt evry1 to sho wharryppotter how much tehy LURV HIM like naruto (evry humna chara xcetp harry cn go STFU (ok not ronhrmoni but y wld tehy wnt to wach?????? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!)
Romeo+juliet
Ok so my noms r evry1 lik harrypotter nd u kno teh dril l. IMAEN WHO WNTS BETCHEZ LIEK
Sherlok
Ok so my noms r tom n sherlok nd i wnt tehm to smex. Evry1 els cn go stfu XPEXILLY JOHN!!!!!!!! I MANE WHO IS TAHT GY NYWAY LOLOLO XD
Room Intritrs
Ok so my noms r evry1 nd i wahnt tto kno wat teh monstar undr teh bed gets to c whn teh ownrs in teh clsoet (nudgenudgewinkwink) if u r congeusd taht mens I WNT SMEX OK!!!! LOTSNLOTS OF SMEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR LIEF RPF
TEH BEST FOR LAST AMIRITE?????!!!!!!
Ok ok ok so liek i wnt for thi sis
UGH CAYTLYN WAHT R U DOIN!!!!!!!!!!! WRTEI UR OWN LETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so plz ignoer taht
OK NOW U HAV TO READ TIS PAR RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY RLLY CARUGULLY OK
So tihs is teh fnadom i RLY WTNA U TO RWIT OK (u cna igneor veevyrtg els LOL) nd waht i wnat is for u to rwiet TEH STROEY OF MI LIEF.
U got taht?
Ok. So i nomd teh naratro (u LOL) u (ME!!!!0) my ablilit to cna my agnts my feels my flolwrs my husbando (WOH IS NOT ADRIAN OK DNT MAEK TAHT HIS NAEM) my raedrs (LOL) my rivalle (BRITAINY TAHT BETCH). waht i wnat is for u t€€o wreit abt how i hav 100000000000000000000000000 flolwrs on fb twitr tmblr EVRYTGH OK, nd im marreid to my husbando TOM HIDLLES (NOT TEH TOM WHO SMEXSS SHERLOK OK), an d i maed taht betch britany nd adrian GO STFU TO HELL X999 (geddit LOL) nd veveyrtgh is PURRFECTO. Plz wirt taht i hav lall teh laetst brands nd my hare is PURFECT ND SOS MY EVRERYTH OK.
OK THX!!!!!!!!!
vetos: non-con, dub-con, spiders (sorry aragog), vore, watersports
PS: feel free to interpret this letter however you wish! If you want to write something other than TEH STROEY OF MY LIEF, that's fine.